Airblaster The Beluga Jacket Black 2011

Airblaster The Beluga Jacket Black 2011 / $209.95


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  • Airblaster Jacket The Beluga

    Thank you geese babies, for providing us with the softest, warmest, most compressible, most amazing insulation known to man. Down (baby geese feathers) is the superior natural insulation that modern science has yet to equal. Beluga whales are plump arctic travelers that get their impenetrable insulation from blubber. At first we tried to fill this jacket with blubber, but it was heavier and greasier than your ex girlfriend. So, arctic traveler, stay warm like a Beluga thanks to thousands of baby geese feathers.